This did not take long. Not but two days before the Cubs season opener against the Houston Astros, Carlos Zambrano makes incriminating comments about replacing Wrigley Field. The regular season did not even begin this time and we Cubs fans may have already seen the season unravel with an ill-thought comment by our ace pitcher. The comment came after a two-game exhibition to break in New Yankees Stadium before the New York Yankees start real play.
Yes, according to the Associated Press story, Zambrano let these blasphemous words fly from his mouth:
“You wish that Chicago’d build a new stadium for the Cubs.”
Zambrano, of course, came before the media the next day and quickly ran to the sanctuary of the misquoted. According to Big Z (via the Chicago Tribune and Paul Sullivan’s company blog), he said:
“I said anybody wants to have a new ballpark. As a player, you feel like you’re trying to be more comfortable. As a player, you want to have the greatest ballpark in the National League, or the big leagues. As a fan, we should stay there. I don’t have a problem with Wrigley Field. That’s what I said”
He will still start the season opener against the Houston Astros, and I am sure he is glad he is playing in Texas instead of in Chicago where fans might pelt him with slush balls after downing a dozen $6 watery Bud Lights and breaking the seal over some horse troughs.
The most interesting thing is that he is not completely out of line. As the stadium’s bio will inform visitors, the stadium was built in 1916. Perhaps it is time for something to be done. Perhaps it is time for us to let a little of our desire for nostalgia and tradition go for a few modern conveniences.
These modern amenities do not include the martini bars, massage parlors, housed gift shops along the bleachers, and whatever else they have at U.S. Cellular Field. Modern conveniences might mean something as simple as bathroom facilities not out of the old west or seats that can actually fit a modern human being.
The average American male is now five-foot nine and we will not even get into the average girth. I cannot find proper statistics for men back at the inauguration of Wrigley, so I am making an assumption based on hearsay that the average man was about five foot six.
The other modern amenity that I truly do care about is finally breaking with the Curse of the Billy Goat. According to CubbiesBaseball.com, Billy Sianas uttered this damnable phrase after he and his stinky-ass goat were kicked out of the 1945 World Series game:
“The Cubs ain’t gonna win no more. The Cubs will never win a World Series so long as the goat is not allowed in Wrigley Field.”
Every attempt to break the curse, from bringing a goat onto the field on Opening Day in 1984, 1989, 1994, and 1998 to bringing a goat to a Cubs game at Minute Main Park in 2003 in Houston and being denied entry, has failed. While Sam Sianis seems to believe that the owners of the Cubs have to truly embrace goats at Wrigley Field as opposed to just using them for PR, some believe the answer is much more expensive, but much simpler. Move.
A new stadium would take the Cubs away from Billy Sianas’s curse. It would also give fans and players a little more comfort while watching the game. Yes the joy of watching baseball in a stadium that truly allows fans to focus on baseball and not pretty girls in short shorts and bikini tops on the Jumbotron would be sacrificed. The neighborhood, something that has become as apart of a day at Wrigley Field as the game and stadium itself, would have to suffer losing the team or losing some very expensive land for a new stadium. Fans could get used to ivy along the walls and flags whipping in the wind at a new location, and I am sure, in the end, they would not mind adorning the outfield of the new digs with a pennant flag for a World Series victory.
